Its Alright.

So there was this dance thing last night. It was alright I guess. Could have been better.
You know that scene from [500] Days of Summer where Joseph Gordon-Levitt gets invited to Zooey Deschanel's party and there are two frames and one is labeled "Expectation" and one is labeled "Reality"?

Yeah thats kind of how it was for me.

Things I enjoy about dances:
-Having an excuse to wear a three piece suit, fedora, cane and colone.
-Flailing my arms wildly and no one caring.
-Dat ass.

Things I do not enjoy about dances:
-Terrible pop songs/terrible remixes of terrible pop songs.
-Getting hot and regretting wearing a three piece suit and a fedora.
-Not being able to hear anything afterwards.
-A general sense of loneliness and jealousy for no fucking reason whatsoever.*
-Dat ass**




*Okay there may have been some fucking reason whatsoever.
**Only applies to skanky hoes.