Winter.

Winter, why do you have to go any be such a bastard? You are ripping everyone I know to shreds. I can't remember seeing another happy person in the valley since you arrived. Seriously, Winter, you have outstayed your welcome. You didn't even give us any good snow days until it's almost time for you to leave. You are really good at sucking the happiness out of everything, aren't you, Winter. You just wander in here like you're so fucking cool but you know what, Winter? You just be a bitch. A little bitch who puts people down and neglects them and then no one is happy. People say they like you but only when you are not around. The you show up and everyone realizes how shitty you are. You have just got everyone feeling sorry for themselves. Do you like that, Winter? you sick son of a bitch. I am supposed to be the only cynical pessimist full of self hatred and bitterness, that's just my thing. But you just have to go and take that away from me by making everyone cynical pessimists full of self-hatred and bitterness. You are only good until New Years because then we have something to look forward to. After that you are just two long cold dark lonely months. Well, Winter, it's time for you to pack your bags and fuck off. You really mess with teens' hormones and I really want my friends back.